This is the only photo I got of her after I caught her all marked up with a pink Sharpie.
Long story short:
She is a climber. She wanted to "look like Barbie". She took the pen to both of her forearms and her face. I threw her in the tub. Called Jason in hysterics. He laughed and told me to take a photo and post it on Facebook. I did. Then by the grace of God the marker came right off her face.
It lingered on her arms for days, but that's what long sleeves are for.
The End.
